dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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