The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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