Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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