okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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