What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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