READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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