But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
please don't ironically join a cult
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