his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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