some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm always down for nudity.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
