Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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