Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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