My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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