and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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