he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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