When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
