Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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