Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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