its not stalking. its research.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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