Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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