i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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