a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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