She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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