these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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