so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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