very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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