he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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