I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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