i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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