stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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