your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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