Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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