I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
we're so committed to being not committed
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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