Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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