is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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