"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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