Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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