let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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