so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
