I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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