now i know why i became what i already was.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So squirting runs in the family.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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