i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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