i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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