His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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