Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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