You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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