I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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