Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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