When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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