Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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