I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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