Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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