SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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